Mai 2013
vexarion:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
sperminallycapitalist:
thesickestjokes:
“A vodka, please.” “Erm, this is McDonald’s.” “OK, a McVodka, please.
tanakas:
the school year is almost over
the-adequate-gatsby:
It’s 3 am
You hear a noise in your kitchen
You go to investigate
It’s me sitting at your table
I ask you to sit down
“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
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roughrimjob:
I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone
Sherlock: I don't have friends.
Merlin: All my friends are dead.
Doctor Who: All my friends are dead.
Supernatural: All my friends are dead.
Hannibal: I want to eat all my friends.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
sweaters that are several sizes too big
wearing sweaters that are several sizes too big
whacking people in the face with the sleeves
morristibbs:
GOD I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND I WAS POSTING ON THE DAD EGBERT FACEBOOK AND THREE OF THE PEOPLE I RP WITH STARTED MESSAGING ME
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING TO IN THAT LAST ONE
playbunny:
growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
hungarian:
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
blackteafairy:
